Make No Mistake

War is hell. Let's withdraw in our tortoiseshells, retract our antenni, and pull in our feelers. Make comparisons realer than Garrisson Keilor's in Lake Woebegone. Not Obi Won Kenobi on Cineplex Odeon's silver screen. Channel Thirteen spreads the good word like Woodward and Bernstein. Why belabor truth? We killed off the sabretooth tiger and next is our neighbor, Ruth Bader Ginsberg. I'm terrified, scared, yet with a rarified air. Mankind's suicidal. Those who decide all the bombings need bridals plus a muzzle. There, that does double. Wuzzle scuzz bubbles and commence the snowballing. My friends, I'm so calling you out like a recognaissance scout. "I hope that you die and your death'll come soon" but ours will come first because we're only civilians. The bazillion fazillion quadrillion squintillions are earmarked not for us but for the fearmongers. They'll be here longer than a mere singer-songwriter/ harbinger/wrong-righter.

Make no mistake. Expose the fake foes and those that take. Mad dough's at stake.

Bared witness. Scared spitless. Pusilanimous hit list. Banker war. Cancer sore. Hanker for more. I'm in feebler health. You can see for yourself. I'm small, green, and live in trees like a Keebler Elf. Ooh la la, what a brouhaha. Bared witness. Scared spitless. It's probably just business for a banker war cancer sore. Even the news anchor's sort of gullible too. What a hullaballoo.

Make no mistake. Expose the fake foes and those that take. Mad dough's at stake.

Break the stranglehold. Don't let them mangle whole villages. Detangle cold war info. We don't know what we're info. It's sinfo. The news is home to censors who write Choose Your Own Adventures. Turn to page 20 for something strange. Andre? No way. I'll never "obey." I'm low like my copay. Kosovo's OK. There's no excuse for heroics. Who's responsible for the predictable results of our actions? I only know fractions of facts and theinterestedfactions don't use flags. They use logos. We'll know the real rogues by wherever the dough goes.
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